Quite freaked me at the time. Withnail: You have made it high. One of us has got to stay on guard. What's your name, MacFuck? [Marwood comes out of the bathroom wearing a towel]. Quotes and one-liners: . No, he'd like a bit of pleading. Belongs to the fellow downstairs. Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Volume 1 - S01E04 High Diving Hare, Looney Tunes Golden Collection V.2 - S01E11 Tortoise Beats Hare, [SINGING] Hare Krishna, Hare Lama Hare Krishna, Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Volume 1 - S01E08 Water, Water Every Hare, Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Volume 1 - S01E37 Frigid Hare, Looney Tunes Golden Collection V.2 - S01E13 Slick Hare. Do you mean you've been up here in all this beastly mud and oomska without Wellingtons? [pulling some goo out of the sink] Oh dear no no No, I'd be sucked into his trap! Now, which of you is going to be a splendid fellow and go down to the Rolls for the rest of the wine? I might come and see you lads in the week. Come on, old boy. A little before your time. You'll all suffer! [is being arrested for drunk driving] Had a weight under his fez. If I hear more words out of you, I'll put one of these here black pods on you. This boy's been out there frozen to the marrow and you just sit in here drinking. To offer it the show of violence", [as Monty continues to recite the line from Hamlet, Marwood gets up and whispers in Withnail's ear]. We were wondering if we could possibly purchase a pheasant off of you. Two out-of-work actors -- the anxious, luckless Marwood and his acerbic, alcoholic friend, Withnail -- spend their days drifting between their squalid flat, the unemployment office and the pub. How noble in reason! Who says it's a Camberwell Carrot? Withnail: Monty: What the fuck are you talking about? Survey of rural types. We get in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop a couple of Surmontil-50s each. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. Danny: Marwood: Why don't you wash up occasionally like any other human being? I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot. Withnail: Soak up the booze. Prostitutes for the bees. Listen to this. Bit early in the morning for festivities, isn't it? Lets take a look at the following list and find out the best Withnail and I quotes. If you don't remember the sixties, don't worry neither did they. "Here, Hare, Here" -Monty (responding to rabbit nailed to door . I called him a ponce. We want the finest wines available to humanity. Withnail And I - Wikipedia en.m.wikipedia.org. I've got a bastard behind the eyes. We get in there and get wrecked, then we'll eat a pork pie, then we'll drop a couple of Surmontil-50's each. He winces as he stretches his leg, the drunken, elderly pub landlord opens the till and it hits it him the chest and he almost falls down, they go and sit down at a table with their drinks, fondling the money Monty has given them to buy Wellingtons, a poacher enters the pub with pheasants stuffed under his coat, making him look like a hunchback, he pulls Withnail's cigarette out of his mouth and puts it in his, after having entirely covered himself in muscle embrocation to keep warm, Withnail laughs uncontrollably and drops to the floor, Marwood comes out of the bathroom wearing a towel, Withnail has been pulled over by the police for speeding down the motorway in the beat-up Jaguar, gesturing at the wine bottles and Marwood in the back, in a telephone box, speaking to an operator, noticing the plastic bags that Withnail is wearing over his shoes, after being threatened by Jake the poacher, Danny offers Withnail his huge Camberwell Carrot spliff, Marwood is leaving to go to Manchester to do a play. General: withnail. Grab its ring. Monty: Well, of course you dont, you are incapable of indulging in anything but pleasure, am I not right? He's a madman. We'll keep them here til they arrive. How can I possibly know what we should do? Uncle Monty: (referring to his cat) Yet again that oaf has destroyed my day! Easy for you to say, luvvie, you've had an audition. If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present. Voila! He went to the other place, Monty. No, his dog doesn't come up here. How like an angel in apprehension. Withnail: (He spits out a globule of phlegm) Jesus, look at that. Uncle Monty: Go with it. Marwood: Why can't I have an audition? Withnail: And indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory. We're in this cottage here. A Massachusetts man was sentenced to probation for running an illegal hare trapping operation in Maine. Look here, my cousin's a QC! Youre not in the same boat. If you can't find anything, bring in the shed. You don't deserve such loyalty. Withnail: The school in fiction Poetry. Withnail: And this one has a definite imbalance of hormone in him. You been away? This *is* the morning. No need to get uptight, man. Withnail: He leans up close to her, speaking into to her hearing aid]. Danny: STANDS4 LLC, 2023. His name's Presuming Ed. Uncle Monty: I sometimes wonder where Norman is now. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. I've only had a few ales. Im in a park and Im practically dead. Marwood: Find your neutral space. DRIVE WITH EXTREME CARE", shouts out of the car window at a man standing on the pavement, Withnail and Marwood are lying in bed together, listening to a man coming inside the cottage. There are things in there, there's a tea-bag growing! The sky's beginning to bruise, night must fall and we shall be forced to camp. I'll show the lot of you! Monty: Marwood: You never discuss your family, do you? You haven't slept in sixty hours, you're in no state to tackle it. Imagine the size of his balls. Jake: Half an hour? I don't want to hear it. We're incompatible. What makes you possibly think I've got anything for your pot? An old woman with a clunky hearing aid pinned to her apron opens the door, she still doesn't answer. Monty: Raymond Duck. Marwood: What are we supposed to do with that? Withnail unfolds the note and hands it to Monty. I tell you, I've a fuck sight more talent that half the rubbish that gets on television. I happened to be looking for a suit for the Coalman two weeks ago. The beauty of the world, the paragon of animals! How dare you tell him that?! Withnail: Withnail: Danny: Street: The Embalmer! [overtaking a car on the motorway] What have you done to them? And this one has a definite imbalance of hormone in him. My thumbs have gone weird! All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Withnail: Oh no, we'd be sucked into his trap! What have you done to them? Well, that can't be sensible, can it? If you don't remember the sixties, don't worry neither did they. Free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't. What's in your hump? Danny: [Marwood is leaving to go to Manchester to do a play. Burnt! by Anonymous: . I would say. And that's why you mustn't hold back, let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric. You're looking very beautiful, man. Withnail: Jake: It's you he wants. We do it wrong, being so majestical. How like an angel in apprehension! Marwood: Didn't you hear? [staggering out] Withnail: 2 quotes have been tagged as withnail-i: Bruce Robinson: 'We've gone on holiday by mistake' and Bruce Robinson: 'Here. A coward you are, Withnail, an expert on bulls you are not! I want something's flesh! The joint I'm about to roll requires a craftsman. Hello? Withnail: the web and also on Android and iOS. What a piece of work is a man! An expert on bulls you are not! Withnail: Isaac Parkin: Withnail: Here hare here!" Bruce Robinson, Withnail and I: the Original Screenplay. [they've arrived at the cottage, it's cold and dark]. How right you are, how right you are. Monty: Sherry? I could hardly piss straight with fear. Just say there are a couple of drunks in the Penrith tearooms and we want them removed. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts . Do you like vegetables? You can use the left-hand menu to view some of the most popular quotes from the main Withnail and I characters . And all at once those frozen hours, melt through the nervous system, and seep out the pores. Withnail: Parkin's been. I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum. Now, would you leave? Withnail: Sort: Relevant Newest # withnail and i # withnail and i # game of thrones cast # drunks # multimillionaires # gotcha # dave chappelle # i will # gotcha bitch According to these instructions, you refuse everything but a urine sample. Well, I don't know. Marwood: Suits me. And I'm sitting in this bloody shack and I can't cope with Withnail. Jesus, look at that. Precisely the reason I'm smoking it. Withnail: Danny: No, no, you can't. General: Marwood: (Voice-over) Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day, and for once I'm inclined to believe Withnail is right. Withnail and I completed its run in 1970. I dislike relatives in general and in particular mine. Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness! Yeah, I know, but I got the logs in. Your email address will not be published. [approaching the pub] What do you want in here? This is a device enabling the drunken driver to operate in absolute safety. Withnail and I is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . It's all your fault. Here was a man with 3/4 of an inch of brain who'd taken a dislike to me. What a piece of work is a man. The only programme I'm likely to get on is the fucking news. He told me about your arrest in the Tottenham Court Road. Withnail: You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and f*** off while you're doing it! I mean to have you even if it must be burglary. If The Crow and Crown ever had life it was dead now. Monty: I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum. I don't consciously offend big men like this. Withnail: I happen to think the cauliflower more beautiful than the rose. But sooner or later you got to get out, because it's crashing. I'm glad you're the proprietor, I was gonna have to have a word with you anyway. I think we've been in here too long. If you're hanging onto a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision. Danny: Withnail: Old suit?! He won't gore you. Withnail: Where is he? Much more of this and I'm going to apply for meals on wheels. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. Withnail & I (1987) clip with quote "Here hare, here." Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. Hello? Look at us! All right, Miss Blennerhassett, I'm warning you, if you do, you're fired. Who fucks arses? "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off." Danny: Don't get uptight with me, man. Yes, we'll buy this place and we'll install a fucking jukebox in here and liven all you stiffs up a bit! You wouldn't spike me, you're too mean. A coward you are, Withnail! To tutor it in the ways of righteousness, and procure some uncontaminated urine. Get any more masculine than him and you'd have to live up a tree. But now he's stopped, he's much better in our sex life and in our general life.'" I've gone and fucked my brain! It will pass. He doesn't have any friends. It used to give him bad tempers and act up said his wife. Anyway, I loathe those Russian plays. Danny: No, man. I feel like a pig shat in my head! - Monty: Youre going to finish the vegetables. Withnail: No, nor woman neither nor woman neither. Reflecting these times. It can utilise up to 12 skins. For reasons I can't really discuss with you, he had to go to Jamaica. Withnail: We've gone on holiday by mistake. Throwing themselves into the road gladly to escape all this hideousness! We want them here and we want them now! Withnail: Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your fucking appendix doesn't mean anything! It will pass. Marwood: A coward you are, Withnail! Look at my tongue. you little traitors. Beastly, ungrateful little swine! These eels are for my pot. Afrika Korps. General: Danny: Jake: Now look, you. Withnail: (Stirring) I deny all accusations. He's so mauve, we don't know what he's planning! Withnail: I feel like a pig shat in my head. What are we going to do about it? Withnail: I'll swallow it and run a mile! Marwood: [eating chips while taking a bath] Ive got your saveloy. We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in, shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour, and here we are, we three; perhaps the last island of beauty in the world. Withnail: They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. Required fields are marked *. He is even taller than Withnail and much more burly. Hairs are your aerials. He can eat his fucking radish. What happened to my agent? What the fuck do you mean? Dealt with them? Withnail is cowering under the covers, the bedroom door slowly opens and the intruder enters with a torch, screwing his eyes shut in terror, moaning, the man who called Marwood a ponce gets up and walks over to them. [shouting at his cat] I think you've been punished enough. If I lay 10 mils of diazepam on you, it will do something else to your brain. Policeman 1: Then you get horribly drunk and they can't fucking touch you. Withnail: Offer him yourself. Withnail: Here is the clip. Look at him! Danny: *Get-in-the-back-of-the-van*! Of course he's the fucking farmer! He's lent us his cottage. What happened to your cigar commercial? I often wonder where Norman is now.

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